The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red center, white snowflakes, green trim, and "Merry Drunk Im Christmas" in white text. A festive drink tag is attached, making it a humorous kitchen gift.
A festive card with red and white snowflakes, a thick green ribbon, and “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” in the center—perfect for pairing with the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel for a fun holiday gift.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features festive red, green, and white hues with the quote “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas”—a humorous kitchen gift or fun addition to your holiday decor.
A stainless steel KitchenAid oven displays a beige pot and the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel, which reads “Merry Drunk Im Christmas.” A vase of flowers and a bottle sit on the nearby counter.
A stainless steel oven displays the CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me in red, green, and white, reading "Merry Drunk I’m Christmas." A beige pot sits on the stove with flowers and a gold-topped bottle nearby.
The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a red center, white snowflakes, green trim, and "Merry Drunk Im Christmas" in white text. A festive drink tag is attached, making it a humorous kitchen gift.
A festive card with red and white snowflakes, a thick green ribbon, and “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” in the center—perfect for pairing with the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel for a fun holiday gift.
Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
The CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features festive red, green, and white hues with the quote “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas”—a humorous kitchen gift or fun addition to your holiday decor.
A stainless steel KitchenAid oven displays a beige pot and the Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel, which reads “Merry Drunk Im Christmas.” A vase of flowers and a bottle sit on the nearby counter.
A stainless steel oven displays the CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel by Drinks On Me in red, green, and white, reading "Merry Drunk I’m Christmas." A beige pot sits on the stove with flowers and a gold-topped bottle nearby.

CHRISTMAS Merry Drunk Dish Towel

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"Merry Drunk I’m Christmas"

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

Pairs well with

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Barbara Frisch
Mistake,No

Fun dish towel!

Barbara Frisch review photo
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Anonymous
Love the title

Love the towel…bought it for a friend!

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Anonymous
Hallelujah!! Just in time!!

Perfect for me to gift!! Expresses unsaid sentiments perfectly! Plus, it's a great fabric.

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Anonymous
PMS Towel

Love the saying on this towel. So cute and funny!

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Anonymous
I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family

I have purchased 14 of this dish towel as presents for friends and family. Everyone who has received one has laughed and fallen in love with the quirky humor.

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Cyber shopper
Love this towel

Love this towel. This is one of their funniest sayings. Can’t wait to give these as gifts.

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Kathleen Sexton
Love the towels

Well made item. Colors pop. Wish you would sell on RueLala again!

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Natalie Baeza
Smother towel

Love it! So funny and my husband got a kick out
Of it too.

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Heather McLewee
Dish Towel

This is so, so cute and very nice quality. Very pleased and would buy more. Would be a great gift!

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Debb Davis
Great

My visiting friend got a big laugh from my towel

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Norma Davis
Laugh while drying dishes

I saw this dish towel in my local Hallmark store and couldn't stop laughing. So cheeky! I know a lot of people who would enjoy the humor, so I ordered more as gifts.

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Barbara Frisch
Help!

Fun dish towel!

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