The Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me features the text "Male bees die after mating. That’s basically their life: HONEY. NUT. CHEERIO." on a quirky blue and purple recycled paper, with "CARD" highlighted in an orange banner. Perfect funny birthday card!.
Someone holds the Honey Nut Card by Drinks On Me that reads, FUN FACT: If you refill a wine glass before it’s empty, it still counts as 1 glass, while writing on a blank notecard at a desk with a lamp.

Honey Nut Card

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"Male Bees Die After Mating. That’s Basically Their Life. Honey. Nut. Cheerio."

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny birthday card. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card says exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.

Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is the permission to laugh at themselves.

Product Details

  • Includes 1 greeting card with envelope
  • Size: 5" x 5"
  • Material: Recycled paper
  • Made in the USA
  • Additional postage required to mail
  • Inside blank
  • White envelope with colored border included

Perfect For

  • Funny birthday gifts for parents and friends
  • Mom and dad birthday cards
  • Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th, and beyond)
  • “Over the hill” birthday celebrations
  • Pairing with a funny gift, bottle of wine, or cocktail napkins
  • Anyone who appreciates parenting humor and a good laugh
  • Last-minute birthday gift solution

Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, pairing with a bottle of wine, or mailing to someone who deserves a good laugh. This card also makes a hilarious standalone gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a card that actually says something worth reading.

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Angela Colarusso
Card

Everyone loved the card and had a good laugh.

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Alison Jacobs
Hilarious card

Hilarious card. Quality. Speedy delivery!

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Anonymous
it's not You - it's Him

The perfect card to cheer up my daughter who is grieving the end of a relationship with a narcissist.

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Jud Carter
Best card ever for anyone who sleeps with their dog

Best card ever for anyone who sleeps with their dog.

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Anonymous
Great!

This is the best slogan as far as I'm concerned!!!

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Rick Wyma

Haven't received my order yet. Was told it would be delivered yesterday.

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Sally Singletary Singletary
I ordered a lot of Christmas items from sophisti plate

I ordered a lot of Christmas items from sophisticate plate, far in advance of Christmas. I did not receive them in time for our Christmas party. I received no communication when I reached out about when the order would be delivered and trying to cancel once I knew it would likely not be here in time for the occasion..

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Melinda
Clever card! Good quality and shipped quickly

Clever card! Good quality and shipped quickly. Happy that paper packaging was used to ship. thanks!

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Anonymous
The wrong cards were sent to

The wrong cards were sent to me

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Anonymous
I loved all the cards I

I loved all the cards I bought

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Anonymous
Very quick

Very quick service

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Eric S
Awesome card

Bought this card for my wife and she cannot stop laughing. Love this card

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Nancy
5 Stars

They're hilarious!

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Joni Riley
Hilarious

A perfect expression for several occasions.

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Lou Ann Humphrey
Fun Coasters

My daughter is having her first child and I thought this would be a fun coaster for my son-in-law - he will be such a good Dad!

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Mary Brown
Laugh Out Loud

Fun cards, easy to use app. Will reorder.

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Donna Ratte
Truth

ain't that the truth ?

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Donna Ratte
Greeting cards

Bought these for a client / friend who is extremely witty and nothing I found measured up but these. First found a couple of them in a unique card shop.
Client has had a major medical issue so I send one of these a week to cheer him up and he loves them !

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Sarah Hill
Love the "Taco Card"

I bought this for my sister, who loves tacos. It was a major hit!

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Jessica Gonzalez
Hilarious!

Please make this into a coaster !!!!

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William Croninger
Hilarious with just one problem

Now I just have to find friends who can appreciate the hilarity of the phrases!!

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Lynda Stephens
Waiting in Line

My friends love this and all the coasters I've purchased from you.

My personal favorite so far: Cremation - your last chance at a smoking hot body!

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